A Sight I wished I hadn't seen

*And I sawwww Mommy kissing Santa Claus...Underneath the mistle toe last niiiiight!"

Okay..have you ever seen something you really REALLY wish you could burn from your mind? Well...this morning.. *shudders*

I went over to the folks' house becuase we were going somewhere today. The folks were in their PJs, which consisted of tops and pajama pants, gender-oriented. Now Dad's PJ pants were green and blue plaid, and made for guys, aka there is that slit in the front, for easier access to use the restroom right? Yeah.. you can see where this is going.

We were talking and I happen to see something pink? pinkish red? catch my eye. Before I could harass Dad about having a round pinkish red circle on the front of his pants, I realized what I had seen. Yeah.

What do you say, to your 49 year old dad, to let him know that he was showing, to his 28 year old daughter? "Umm Dad? You're a little exposed?" "Hey, you mind covering your bald heads?" "Dude, you're winking out the wrong eye!"

God.. I was mortified! I just didn't want to see which way the conversation would have went if I had mentioned something, so I completely ignored looking at him. Thankfully I think he felt a draft, and so he stood at the kitchen counter with his back to me for a longer amount of time.

Cause to Celah-BRATE!

So, the stupid fucking nieghbors are leaving!!!

Finally.

When they first came, I was the good neighbor.. welcomed them and gave them cookies to welcome them to our little cul-a-sac. They had two Yellow Labs.

Then they helped turn this area in to WHITE TRASH HAVEN. *fuckers*

They let their dogs roam. No collars. No fences. No leases. No control. I mean, the dogs would be 4 streets over, in someone else's yard, running in traffic. They shit in our yard, destroyed our gardens, broke our ceramic decorations. The final draw was when the dogs went after my mom.

They came after her when she got out of her vehicle. That pissed ME off. You can come after me, don't you friggin' DARE to go after my MOMMA. So I called Animal Control on their ass. The dog comes after my momma barking and growling hackles raised? Like hell that means "hello I wanna be friends".

Needless to say.. Halloween night, we are having one frickin' HUGE party singing "na na nanaaa.. hey hey heaaaa,,, gooood byeeeee".

What's A Motto With You?

I have found my Motto for my Training Facility when I get it:


"Maverick Training: Where you learn to ride with whips, spurs and other leather accessories!"

The address will be:
666 The Road East
A Town, MT 59103

Directions:

Take A Road Exit off the highway. Follow it to A Street, and hang a left at The Fork In The Road. Drive past The Court and That Boulevard. Take The 3rd Road North, till you hit The Road East. Drive past Any Avenue. We are on the right side of The Dark Side (our competitors) and just before Blessed Road and after The Devil's Right Hand.

See you around!