*And I sawwww Mommy kissing Santa Claus...Underneath the mistle toe last niiiiight!"
Okay..have you ever seen something you really REALLY wish you could burn from your mind? Well...this morning.. *shudders*
I went over to the folks' house becuase we were going somewhere today. The folks were in their PJs, which consisted of tops and pajama pants, gender-oriented. Now Dad's PJ pants were green and blue plaid, and made for guys, aka there is that slit in the front, for easier access to use the restroom right? Yeah.. you can see where this is going.
We were talking and I happen to see something pink? pinkish red? catch my eye. Before I could harass Dad about having a round pinkish red circle on the front of his pants, I realized what I had seen. Yeah.
What do you say, to your 49 year old dad, to let him know that he was showing, to his 28 year old daughter? "Umm Dad? You're a little exposed?" "Hey, you mind covering your bald heads?" "Dude, you're winking out the wrong eye!"
God.. I was mortified! I just didn't want to see which way the conversation would have went if I had mentioned something, so I completely ignored looking at him. Thankfully I think he felt a draft, and so he stood at the kitchen counter with his back to me for a longer amount of time.
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