Fucktards of the Roads

Soooo.. not only did I work an hour over the end of the day, but I had to drive like a speed demon to get to a store before it closed so I could buy something for work, bright and early in the morning. I barely make it, only to find they don't carry what I want. Grinding my teeth, I had to fight traffic again to get to the highway. Only to land right smack in the middle of No-Go Zone. Some idiots caused a collision that blocked my main route home. Fucktard. So, I had to crawl in traffic, grinding my teeth, patiently waiting for the next exits so I can jump onto another highway. I finally get the lane I need, jump into it, have a clear way, and some Grand-ma cuts in front of me, in her Oldsmobile, barely going faster than the traffic that I had just left. So I grit my teeth again, waiting to get on the highway. Maybe Granny saw some imaginary traffic infront of her, that I didn't see? So I get on the highway, jump in the empty lane and gun it. I am hungry, haven't eaten in almost 24 hours, I am tired, my folks have fresh German chocolate waiting for me at home, I WANT TO GET HOME. So as I get around Granny, I groan. Two semis decided to create a roadblock going up hill. At 40 mph. Did you know you can beat your head against the steering wheel while driving? I sure didn't. So as I am yet again going WAY below speed limit, I start pondering my other possibilities. I decided not to go the Main Interstate, as it is always jammed in the curves. The option I take in normally easy, smooth flowing. But noooooooooo.. I forget that people who are night-blind drive at fucking night!

I try to get in and out of traffic, trying to get home. And then I get stuck behind a semi who's speedometer was apparently limited to a speed of 15 mph. By this time, my stomach is wrapped around my backbone and squeezing hard. My head is aching from lack of food and over amount of stress.

All the way home, I was grinding my teeth, trying not give into Road Rage, but with all the fucktards on the road, my teeth are no longer sharp, but ground done.